I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
