We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
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I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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