I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
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He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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