all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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