whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
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I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
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I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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