question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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