Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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