okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
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Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
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When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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