Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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