Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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