i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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