man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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