why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
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Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
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I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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