the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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