Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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