i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
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He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
So. Much. Porn.
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