I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
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I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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