u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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