dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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