I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
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Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
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He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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