Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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