1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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