Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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