I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
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I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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