i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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