can we get nightvision for the apartment?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Im part way to drunk.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Randomize
