...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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