Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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