call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
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Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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