So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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