Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
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you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
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Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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