Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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