i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
is wine microwaveable?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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