whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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