still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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