Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
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For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
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finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
do nipples grow back?
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