He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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