He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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