If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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