she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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