Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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