heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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