hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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