There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I want her autograph on my taint
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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