My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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