Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
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You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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