You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
