i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
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Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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