eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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