Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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