She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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