i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Threesome in a minivan. New low
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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