Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
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do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
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Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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