idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Randomize
