Apparently you make a good broom.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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