the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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